Frankenwoman

      Yeah I know new word huh?  We were in mom's room today and she was folding her many,many squares of material and I was helping her.  Sydney and Hannah were playing with a pair of tweezers they had found on the ground .  They had invented a new game.  They would take little wads of string and drop them on mom's head.  Next they would start to scream " Mom! Mom, there is a spider in your hair.  Let me get it out!"
     The first they said that she was a little startled until I shook my head no.  Sydney ( being the weirdo that she is)  Began to pretend to call Grandma's and 911 every time one of them said that.  One time mom was getting kinda annoyed, Sydney said that she needed to fall down.  So sure enough, Mom did a dramatic  fall.  Sydney said " Oh no! Now that she is dead, lets turn her into a Frankenwoman."  Mom had been holding out pretty well up to that point, but she just could not help but burst into a fit of laughter.
      Now you are probably wondering why Sydney would do that .  Here is the answer; she is Sydney.